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That's all I got. Unfortunately, my homework drowned. You don't want to know the details. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished. I spent all my time on Yahoo Answers. I started to, but got a life threatening paper cut. My pencil ran out of ink.

I went to get my books out of my locker and hit my head and passed out. When I woke up I had amnesia. Wait, what's my name? My brother's sister's aunt's dog's owner's brother's kid locked me in my room all weekend. Just so happened I left my homework on the desk in the office. I cramped my writing hand - masturbating! OR Charlie Sheen ate my homework Because i love cheese. My homework fell in the kitchen sink and got flooded.

My dog ate it xD. Should "Homework Help" be abolished? When you visit a city for the first time, how much "homework" do you do beforehand? Best ever homework excuse? What is "homework" in Spanish? Is it correct to say "many homework"? Answer Questions What effect does Romeo and Juliet have on the reader?

What was the stand dev? This is a not a real story, as one expects a story. There might even be a few teachers laughing along. The book is a novelty-type book exaggerating the ritual of excuses for laughs and smiles. This light reading never needed to be dog eared—or cat whiskered—before closing the book unfinished. The entire book will take no more than fifteen minutes to read cover-to-cover. Every time I read those books a smile jumped onto my face. If you want that smile of innocent complicity, this is the book to read.

Keep it in your locker or desk drawer for quick reference or a needed smile. Most importantly, remember to check off each excuse as you use them. Beware of the teacher underground,. Meet the author, Davide Cali: Sounds like a lot of fun, and I love the illustrations! Thanks for sharing this at Booknificent Thursday! Looking forward to seeing you again this week! Sounds like a fun and creative book with laughs and laughter and laughing.

I definitely want to read all the excuses. Where do you live? I am so, so sorry. Yeah, the twist is funny. Sue, I think you misunderstood! They also own the property. I was joking but apparently it was a bad joke. I was wondering how bad things had gotten in your part of the world that Noble left Barnes. That is why I said it was good Noble had not left with the ending to the book.

Oh, NOW I get it! Nice to have you back!! That cover would have had me pulling it off the shelf. It sounds really funny.

Thanks for the review! The cover is still on the book. The book is most likely still on the shelf. What are you waiting for? Without the book you have no excuse to give. And those that teach will absolutely love the twist at the end. Where are my manners? I am glad to be back. I was warned you could get all kinds of nasty stuff while at the hospital, but not that you could lose something. So be careful if you ever have to go to a hospital. I thought that was a punch line for all of us to think you were talking about a human hospital, but surprised us that you were really at an animal hospital lol.

This book looks wonderful! We all want to read it now. Ah, Stanley, think of the excuses you could use. Katrina would not go near aliens, dinosaurs, or meatloaf.

Oh, that last one might not be in this book. What a cute idea for a premise! That is what I thought when I first saw it. Such a simple idea, yet the simple ideas seem to be the hardest to think up. Out of nowhere is most likely. At least for me. Most of my ideas turn out to be something I reviewed.. They get stuck in my head—the great ones do. I wonder if a full text is okay, too? I would go to a different publisher, of course.

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I Didn't Do My Homework Because is an imagined series of absurd excuses for why the protagonist didn't do his homework. (view spoiler)] Perfectly silly, with fantastic illustrations from Benjamin Chaud. A great gift for grade schooler and grad schooler alike/5.

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In this book you’ll find creative answers for non-homework doing. Like: “I didn’t do my homework because…” giant lizards invaded… my dog got eaten by another dog… rebellious robots… lost armadillos… and much, much more! Just make sure your teacher hasn’t read the same book.5/5(2). Best homework excuse ever! Can't wait to use them next year in middle school. I can't wait to see the looks on my teachers faces when I say one of your excuses for why I “forgot to do my homework"/5(22).

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How many excuses can one child come up with for not doing homework? First giant lizards invade the neighborhood. Then elves hide all his pencils. And of course there . *I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in dwelling on the past. *I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad. *A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and I never saw it again.